A bit about us

If you're reading this, and I feel very much like I might be speaking to an audience of one, then you're probably a little curious about me and John. No? Oh well, never mind I'll tell you anyway.

We’re just two pretty ordinary guys from Bristol in the UK, who have a desire to do something a little different and challenge ourselves. We’ve both been mountain biking for decades, and have experience in climbing, mountaineering, distance riding and trekking. 

Tom Vincent - Geologist

Age: 37

Tom, by John: Engineer, Geologist and Raconteur; A psychopath at heart, Tom enjoys sourcing strange meat for his homemade burgers and wielding an axe on the pavement outside his home.

Special Skills: Bad ideas, avoiding childcare for extended periods at any physical cost, looking out of the window at stuff, swearing.

John Fitzgerald - Accountant

Age: 29

John, by Tom: John enjoys pretending to be in the middle of a work-out when you arrive at his house for a pre-arranged visit. He also likes Polka music and taxidermy.

Special Skills: Liking bad ideas, finding elaborate excuses not to propose to his girlfriend, recovering from back surgery.

NOTE: I'd like it on record that the comment about John's girlfriend is his, and I bear no responsibility for this disclosure. Since he's currently confined to the sofa following the aforementioned back surgery, it shouldn't be too much of a challenge should she wish to beat him up about it.